Happy Birrrrthday tooo youuuu....

Haaaappy birrrrrthdaaay toooo youuuuuuuu!

..hAAAppy BIRTHday Deeeear Meeeeelliiii...

hAaaappy Birrrrrthdaaaay tooooooooooo Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Ta Da! 

OK, That was the required customary bad Birthday-Song & bad Cake-Presentation. . .
i b'lieve i've succeeded here.
(like the doorway?  i think the backscratcher adds a nice homey touch don't you?) 

Ok, QUICK! before they try to make us eat it! <- back we go!